OH THAT FAMOUS *coffs* “”“”“”“fight”“”“”“”“

Yes of course, they were just “fighting”

I mean who could forget


just how manly


and totally…

08/17/2014 35 notes
VIA dirkpee + SOURCE major-ocelot

Okay let’s go back in my tiger onsie and spend my whole day on Tumblr eating popcorn and laugh at stupid jokes I make up about Alex Rider and all the other shit that hurts my heart… hahahaaahaaaaa

08/17/2014 5 notes

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.


Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.


Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.


Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.


Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.


You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.


Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days


Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.


Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.


Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.


Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.


This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

08/04/2014 534,838 notes

I am gonna be a braids maid in about 2 weeks and since my mother told me one very dangerous secret I can’t wait for the ceremony …because it’s gonna be beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!
But what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore~

07/16/2014 1 note


"hey I like this character let me go look them up"


"well okay then"

07/13/2014 545 notes
VIA luscifers + SOURCE luscifers


guys fyi if your icon isnt your face and i havent ever seen your face i imagine you as your icon. like youre a 16 year old girl and your icon is norm lewis? yeah youre norm lewis sorry.

07/07/2014 8,780 notes
When an author kills your favorite character
07/07/2014 266 notes
VIA dirkpee + SOURCE talesof4chan
07/06/2014 115,017 notes
VIA clairboyant + SOURCE nevver



is there really anything worst than having a notp becoming canon

#a notp not being canon but everyone insisting it is

07/06/2014 31,905 notes
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07/03/2014 19 notes
#The last mission was exhausting #Client forgot to mention he had Yakuza on his tail and 3 days long mission became 6...7...8 days long #The door quietly opened and Yassens apartment welcomed him back with silence and darkness #Throwing damaged and dirty equipment with equaly dirty clothes on the floor he went for a shower #Shower always helped to clean his head and let him think #The nagging feeling like he forgot something wouldn't leave him since the mission went upwards and now came back in full force #so mcuh for a shower #Not bothering to put clothes on Yassen strode to the kitchen and upon seeing the clock on the wall groaned #Sweet image of bed interupted a sharp highpitched cry #Yassen jumped into a fighting pose not sensing any threat but being aware of someth- #Oh fuck #How could he forget?! #Small furry kitten poked his head out from under the kitchen counter and with big glazed eyes watched the assassin hurl himself towards it #'come out' #Kitten just burried himself deeper in his secret cave #Yassen for a moment felt for the cat and when his figers brushed against a fur #he grabbed for it #screetching and crying kitten struggled but that did nothing to stop bigger and stronger predator like yassen #Who with furious kitten scratching at his naked shoulder went to fill animals bowls #when hearing trickling of milk and pop of can opening kitten stopped and turned it's head to watch food with fascination #Yassen might have left enough dry food and water for the kit but that still did not justify him from leaving the poor thing alone for so lon #Late when he was napping in the bed listening to the baby eating he thought about the possibily of the cat really being a shapeshifter #Not noticing the absence of noise Yassen tried to wrap his head around his little problem #until the problem stood next to bed crying again #and lapping at the bed covers with not that sharp #claws that would grow to be dangerous enough to worry anyone who would want to break into yassens house #With a sigh Russian picked the kitten up and pushed it under his hand to keep it warm and safe #maybe falling asleep with something to protect wasn't so bad #Yassen