Imagine your icon wearing a Hooters waitress outfit.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
I keep imagining yassen on one of those kids rides you see outside shopping malls
just kind of
sitting in there with the most unamused face in the world whilst people walk past and stare at him
Alex Rider and Avengers crossover
Yassen Gregorovich and Black Widow working together
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST?!
imagine Alex having a little stuffed animal with a stupid name tho that he just curls up with for hours after a mission
What if he got a real animal…. that would lick his tears and sit beside him when he needs it and listen to his troubles and fears…
yo if anyone’s kicked out the ar fandom it’s me for posting my dumb fic
it was a good fic i liked it
THANK YOU and wow dead bodies in the mail that’s a very scorpia idea
they tried to recruit me once by kidnapping me after drugging my Coke but I doN’T DRINK COKE ANYMORE
at least they didn’t try and clone you
walk in the club like “What up, I killed your uncle”
Is it just me or is he making “Not bad” meme face?