perv-melon:

rufus-sixsmith:

Nunu,bbe. Look here.On me.Yes thank you, already better than me in lots of aspects.You don’t give up. Say it bluntly as it is.You wanna be an Actor.The end.Because that’s how it is.With the other part…I don’t rlly…

(◜▿)ノ゙ Don’t be dump dumpling my little duckling. I don’t want your hug. I wanna kiss ღсμтёღ(˘ᵋ ˘ ) your whole face and your hair and just pet your head because I don’t really know how to show affections but petting is nice (ω)ノ゙( _)

(•́ ω •̀) You Are Great. Say it with me. DEEP BREATH- wait I got better Idea. There!

I think… that’s lots of money but I’m really bad with numbers so I will trust you with that ・`。) Now listen, I’ve never seen you play but always remember „Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard!“ ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■- (⌐■_

Do you know how much do I already adore you for being an artist? That’s like ( ´͈ )*

Let me show you how unique and creative I am, let me humour you.

It makes my cold stone heart beat so loud,

My lifeless and dark eyes sparkle so bright,

but my head is filled with sweetness and light,

So please, you have the right to be at least bit proud.

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Tadaaaa

Now! If we are talking about a acting, have you tried going to your local like „small theatres“? [Like a hall where certain clubs, schools or groups perform. Some place that has any kind of plays or just acts, sketches. I’ve been to France once and I’ve seen just piece of Paris but I’m hoping I’ll be visiting Disneyland this year… even tho all I can say is french is Papillon (⸝⸝⸝ ㅿ\⸝⸝⸝)/  ] Try to find a place in this kind of place too, it give you experience and a starting point.

To be honest, even if you might not like it, I can always work as a clerk, sales assistant, cleaner[?].

I know it sounds sad and depressing but hey, are you gonna do what you love and makes you feel alive or are you gonna work for money and others but will always wonder about what could happen If I have had done that or that [WHAT TENSE IS THIS?! щ(ºДºщ)].

So which one? (•̀o•́) 

//Bum accepts the tea// I hope it’s Earl Grey (ڡ) //Doesn’t accept the chocolate tho// I can no longer stuff myself with chocolate. //Politely asks if she can stuff it in your mouth// Also please have some Sweet dumplings. Love to you my handsome lil cheek (╹▿╹。)⁾⁾.

 

LAUGH AT MY STUPID NAIVETY

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rufus-sixsmith:

Nunu,bbe. Look here.On me.Yes thank you, already better than me in lots of aspects.You don’t give up. Say it bluntly as it is.You wanna be an Actor.The end.Because that’s how it is.With the other part…I don’t rlly…

(◜▿)ノ゙ Don’t be dump dumpling my little duckling. I don’t want your hug. I wanna kiss ღсμтёღ(˘ᵋ ˘ ) your whole face and your hair and just pet your head because I don’t really know how to show affections but petting is nice (ω)ノ゙( _)

(•́ ω •̀) You Are Great. Say it with me. DEEP BREATH- wait I got better Idea. There!

I think… that’s lots of money but I’m really bad with numbers so I will trust you with that ・`。) Now listen, I’ve never seen you play but always remember „Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard!“ ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■- (⌐■_

Do you know how much do I already adore you for being an artist? That’s like ( ´͈ )*

Let me show you how unique and creative I am, let me humour you.

It makes my cold stone heart beat so loud,

My lifeless and dark eyes sparkle so bright,

but my head is filled with sweetness and light,

So please, you have the right to be at least bit proud.

Tadaaaa

Now! If we are talking about a acting, have you tried going to your local like „small theatres“? [Like a hall where certain clubs, schools or groups perform. Some place that has any kind of plays or just acts, sketches. I’ve been to France once and I’ve seen just piece of Paris but I’m hoping I’ll be visiting Disneyland this year… even tho all I can say is french is Papillon (⸝⸝⸝ ㅿ\⸝⸝⸝)/  ] Try to find a place in this kind of place too, it give you experience and a starting point.

To be honest, even if you might not like it, I can always work as a clerk, sales assistant, cleaner[?].

I know it sounds sad and depressing but hey, are you gonna do what you love and makes you feel alive or are you gonna work for money and others but will always wonder about what could happen If I have had done that or that [WHAT TENSE IS THIS?! щ(ºДºщ)].

So which one? (•̀o•́) 

//Bum accepts the tea// I hope it’s Earl Grey (ڡ) //Doesn’t accept the chocolate tho// I can no longer stuff myself with chocolate. //Politely asks if she can stuff it in your mouth// Also please have some Sweet dumplings. Love to you my handsome lil cheek (╹▿╹。)⁾⁾.

 

reospookwagon:

New game: find every self-described nationalist on this godforsaken website and ask them which nation they are nationalist about. If they answer Germany, Britain, or the “White Nation” (or any variation) you must drink

10/16/2014 55 notes
"My lawyer gives the same speech to everyone who wants to do business with me now. ‘Nicki is not one of those artists who allow her representatives to make decisions for her.’ I’m on conference calls all day with lawyers, accountants, and executives—people of power—and they treat me with respect. Because I command respect. I’m not cocky, but I deserve to know what’s going on. It’s my brand and my life. That’s my advice to women in general: Even if you’re doing a nine-to-five job, treat yourself like a boss. Not arrogant, but be sure of what you want—and don’t allow people to run anything for you without your knowledge. You want everyone to know, Okay, I can’t play games with her. I have to do right by this woman. That’s what it’s all about."

Nicki Minaj, Elle, April 2013

Adding partial source(via andyhutchins)

hey, remember how White Feminists (TM) think nicki minaj is a terrible role model for young women?

remember how White Feminists (TM) are the actual worst?

(via inloversmeeting)

10/16/2014 39,153 notes

I hope I’m not the only online writer who is grateful and really happy for any amount of hits I get on my stories because If I was real writer and had a book published and I would see someone pick up my book and take a peak, it would feel the same.

10/15/2014 1 note

I just drunk like 5 max size red bull and I think I am having a heart attack and I made blog for my cat that is named Yassen after an Assassin about who I wrote a story about 2 years ago but now decided to post it OH WOA WHAT

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Yassen just touched my boob.
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embarrassmental:

lnktastic:

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

like sneak in candies and soda

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axleheart:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

FUCK

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tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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